Please Mind the Gap Whilst Alighting From the Train…

July 18th, 2007

Back again, drinking at the Partick Tavern enjoying a few pints, blogging, and bringing you pictures from the past two days (we were pretty wiped out last night and decided to just drink).

We began that exhausting day on a tour of Glasgow’s city center, and arrived by subway thus the title of tonights blog. Seriously, instead of the terse command by an irritated man of “Doors are closing” so common on U.S. subways, you get a very feminine nurturing “Please mind the gap whilst alighting from the train”. So polite, so very “civilized”. We spent the day frolicking though the city center, visiting the shops, chatting up the proprietors, and soaking up the hustle and bustle of the city.

We visited Dawn’s daughter Truly at work at the prestigious Lighthouse in the Glasgow city center. The Lighthouse is an exhibition center for architecture and design design and is also home to the Six Cities Design festival which is the largest festival in the world highlighting all manner of Scottish design. We traipsed around the exhibitions, climbed up the tower, and took part in one where it invited people to design their own souvenirs that reflected the character of the city of Glasgow. We joined people from all over the world who where there creating their own sculptures (see our creations below).

After that we spent the rest of the day walking around the city (and walking and walking) and joined Truly and Shaun for dinner at a local vegetarian restaurant called Grass Roots. On the way Shaun gave us a quick tour of his school, the University of Glasgow, with it’s 16th century buildings and oh so Gothic European atmosphere. It was just like being at Hogwart’s. Eventually we made it to a small pub with no internet access, where we rested our aching feet, and frankly we were too tired to give a shit. But not too tired to drink!!!!

The next morning we awoke bright and early (ok more like late morning) we grabbed Julian and caught the train the Edinburgh. If you’re looking for an experience that is a bit more tourist-ty. Edinburgh is the place for you. Granted the architecture is more spectacular’ it’d the political capital of Scotland, and hosts many of Scotland’s top attractions like the Edinburgh castle. But it also hosts a souvenir shop ratio of stuff to buy made in china that Glasgow simply cannot compete with. But make no mistake it is a must do one any trip to Scotland which is exactly why we were there.

The castle is worth the price of admission (9 pounds) for the history, the spectacular view of Edinburgh and the narration by kilted tour guides. We spent most of the day there taking in the various structures on the compound from the oldest which was a 12th century chapel dedicated to Saint Margaret to some of the more recent additions made by Queen Victoria to make the castle more impressive and sell more post cards.

We also took a tour of some of the underground catacomb’s found underneath the city which boosts a colorful, if not terrifying, history of murder, mayhem and death. The stories of ghosts, death, and torture where entertaining. We were treated to a nip of whiskey in the “Instruments of pain” shopping mall while we all picked out our favorite.

Which pretty much brings us up to date as we sit here, sipping Guinness and bringing you these pictures. Tomorrow we are planning on Shakespeare in the park so until then … Enjoy!!!!

Rick and Dawn

On the train with the “Young Master” Julian

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Ground Zero Glasgow!

July 16th, 2007

Well, we made it. Sometime early on Saturday, after an overnight flight from Detroit Metro, we hit ground zero, Glasgow Scotland. We were blurry eyed as you might expect, but we dare not lay down least the jet lag monster devour us into a deep and irrecoverable slumber.

We did manage to arrive on one of those rare sunny days in Glasgow and people were coming out of the woodwork to enjoy the rays. The park was filled with sun worshiping Glaswegians and I along with my beautiful fiancé, Dawn, her daughter and son-in-law, and her son went storming though the city streets with the look of wonder and confusion on our faces, punch drunk from lack of sleep.

We spent Saturday wandering around the area from Partick down to the Botanical Gardens to become acquainted with our new home base. Enjoying the sun we headed to the park where we walked along the river near the University of Glasgow and admired the copious statuary that honors everyone from Joseph Lister to a stirring tribute to the solders that bravely fought in the second Boer War.

We made it back to the apartment in Partick where Dawn’s daughter Truly and son-in-law, Shaun live, where we feasted on a delicious lunch. By this time we were starting to succumb to jet lag. Dawn’s son Julian was the first to go down staking out a place on Truly and Shaun’s couch. We grabbed a taxi back to our room on the grounds of the University of Glasgow and promptly fell asleep.

The next day we caught up (after I got us lost) with Truly, Shaun, and Julian near the Botanical Gardens on Great Western hwy. We took a taxi to Glasgow central station and took a train, then boarded a ferry for a day on the Isle of Bute. The Island off the western coast of Scotland was a popular Victorian era tourist destination. The big attraction is the Mount Stuart House, the estate home of the third Marquee of Bute and one of the worlds most impressive neo-gothic mansions in the world. It is certainly the most magnificent home we have ever stood in. The Marquee was sort of the Bill Gates of his day making his fortune exploiting Welsh coal deposits. His ancestors lived in a castle which is still partially standing on the island. And it has a moat, I kid you not a castle with a moat.

After returning from the island adventure we did a bit more wandering around Glasgow’s west end. We wondered down the charming cobble stone back streets on the look out for pubs with free wireless. We decided that all blogging will be done from pubs while drinking. Right now we are enjoying a German wheat called Weihenstephan and my charming paramour is relishing a raspberry Belgian called Leifmanns Frazboisen at a quaint watering hole and restaurant called Brel. We are giving two enthusiastic thumbs up to the mussel pot.

So that brings us to now… drinking, wanting to drink a wee bit more but I’m typing. So we’ll end it here and go to the pictures and … you know … ta for now!!!!!

Rick and Dawn

Down the charming alleys of Glasgow on a sunny day.

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Holiday in the UK

July 10th, 2007

… Glasgow to be exact. Yep I’m heading out this weekend for a fortnight R&R on the banks of the river Clyde. Yes, I am aware of the recent terror attacks there and no I am not spooked, I figure that the safest place to be after a terror attack is the scene of the attack. It’s kind of the same notion I have with airline crashes; the safest airline flying is always the one that had the crash.

I will be accompanied by my fiancé Dawn (did I tell you I was getting married?) and her son (an angst ridden 15 year old who will finally be freed from his hormonal mandate to act cool at all times). We will be visiting her daughter Truly and her husband Shaun. I will be posting pictures and random inane musings while I’m there and you might also catch some bits at the Loch Ness Blog. It will be nice to get out of the country and see the world and be secure in the knowledge that if I have some sort of a medical problem while I’m there …I’m covered.

I do have two basic goals while in Scotland; one is to find the mythical golf course that is a very unique one hole, par 72 links track protected by the sea on the right and three whiskey distilleries on the left. I’m told it has magical powers. The other is to try and convince my future son-in-law that Aquaman is so much more then a guy who simply talks to fish.

So be on the lookout for some pics and other fun stuff.!!!!

What kind of American are You?

July 3rd, 2007

Here is a sample of questions used on the naturalization test at the INS. If you are an Immigrant and want to be a citizen, you have to pass this test. See if you can do it. I took it and I don’t mean to be boastful (well, OK yes I do), but I got 100%. Not quite as moronic as most internet tests.

Take the test and see if you can pass.

No cheating, no googling, and be honest.

Ricky West has Hung ‘em Up

June 28th, 2007

Yep looks as if the venerable proprietor of North Georgia Dogma come Toy’s in the Attic has called it quits, as least as far as mediocre political banter and various blather goes. I guess he might stick around for the various blather but it looks like he has said all there is to be said on the political side (at least as a blogger).

Yes I crossed literary swords with him, but I always respected him as sincere in his opinions and an all around good guy. He helped me out on some techie things over the years and I appreciated that. But I do wish him good luck and Godspeed is all his future endeavors.

Vi con dios senor Ricky

My Pet Peeves About Resume Readers

June 20th, 2007

Having completed a job search, in one of the most difficult job markets in the country (SE Michigan), as recently as last winter, I would like to give the other side of the coin to Mr. Say Uncle’s provocative yet useful list of Resume Pet Peeves. Just to let you all know that there are two sides to every coin.

Yours is not the only job I’m applying for.
And not by a long shot. Sure I would love to take the time and effort to personalize every resume I send based on the wealth of information I have about the position you are offering (like there is any to be had because you don’t want to be deluged with job seekers sniffing around). But the fact is that looking for a job is numbers game, it’s just like sales. The time I spend trying to figure out what you are looking for is time that could be spent applying for other jobs.

I spent whole 8 hour days doing nothing but filling out truck loads of forms, creating user names and passwords on job search websites, and taking calls from recruiters wanting to know if I am qualified for a job that even a cursory reading of my resume would tell them not even close. So please excuse me if I don’t customize my resume four you individually. The days are long gone when I could afford to consider each job application in earnest, we are in a different job market then the days of old and I can’t afford to spend much more time considering then you do considering 50 job applicants.

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Help Me Out … Can This Be Real?

June 18th, 2007

With Rudy Giuliani and John McCain as front runners in the GOP presidential race, it’s pretty safe to say that the hard-core Christian fundamentalist wing of the Republican party has been effectively neutered in the upcoming race (something we can all thank the lord for). The social conservative wing does have their man though in the person of Kansas senator Sam Brownback. You might remember that senator Brownback was one of the ones who raised their hand in the first Republican debate when the moderator asked the question “…is there anyone who does not believe in evolution along with Gov. Mike Huckabee and Rep. Tom Trancredo.

Now I understand politics and I also understand that evolutionary biology is a tricky thing, after all who didn’t have trouble figuring out just what the heck Meiosis and mitosis was all about, let alone the finer points of evolutionary science. All it means is that there are three guys running for president who don’t understand science out of ten. Evolution is complex, but other things like the shape of the earth is not. Having said that, there are a small number of people who believe wacky things. Some will tell you that man never landed on the moon or that President Bush masterminded 9/11 wacky stuff sure but hey people have a lot of time on their hands. You would think though that somethings are not controversial like for instance that shape of the earth and for most of us it’s not. But there are those who disagree like the Flat Earth Society.

Now I would think that the Flat Earth Society would be a marginal group anywhere. I would be hard pressed to imagine any group where such beliefs were given safe harbor. Try to think for yourself where could one go where the idea that the earth is flat would be not be dismissed with prejudice but, in fact, enthusiastically embraced.

I present to you Blogs 4 Brownback and the latest post telling us that this earth is a globe non-sense is simply the work of liberal pseudo science.

In an earlier post in which I categorically disproved the time-honored distortion of Heliocentrism, astute readers informed me of the Scriptural evidence that the world is, in fact, not round. Naturally, this piqued my interest, since a strict and literal reading of the Holy Bible is the only correct and proper method of doing so. If one is not prepared to accept the entirety of the Word of God as Truth, one should prepare for damnation. Not only is that good moral advice, that is good science.

Yes you astute readers will also notice that the idea that the earth is the center of the universe is also defended. As I read the blog I found some voices of protest, some folks were actually trying to engage the blog author to explain his views on such nonsense, but the scary thing is that there were as many commenters defending the blog author as there were commenters telling him he was off his rocker.

Again, not accepting evolution is one thing, it is a complex theory and it requires much study and there is so much non-sense out there confusing the discussion that I can see where someone would get confused … but a flat earth? So my question is, is this for real? I’m willing to give this the benefit of the doubt that Blogs 4 Brownback is a brilliantly conceived satire on the followers of senator Brownback. But frankly I just can’t tell. I need you all to read a few of these posts and tell me that this is an elaborate hoax.

Because if it’s not, senator Brownback should be disqualified from running based just on that fact that his constituency is made up primarily from the ranks of the hopelessly psychotic.

News and Notes

May 29th, 2007

Submitted for your approval … news from around the world and around the bend.

Attack of the 30 ft Monkeys!!!!!
Scotland is throwing a six city design festival in all of its major cities and to attract some attention it has commissioned Stefan Sagmeister, who has previously designed album covers for the Rolling Stones and Lou Reed to create 6 inflatable monkeys to adorn the festival sites. The six creations all have a word attached that spells out the phrase “Everyone always thinks they are right”. I know I do.

30 Ft Monkeys

Crime and Punishment
China is in the middle of a rapid economic growth spurt, despite the fact that it is still a totalitarian dictatorship. But when you combine freewheeling all-hogs-to-the-trough capitalism with hard line oppression sometimes you get things that seem like justice. In this case a Chinese court sentenced the former director of the State Food and Drug Administration (SFDA), Zheng Xiaoyu, to death for massive corruption and dereliction of duty. The corruption involved about $650,000 worth of bribes in both cash and gifts and now it looks like ol’ Zheng is going to pay the ultimate price for a crime that would hardly draw probation if it happened here in the US. Hell, here the guy would get a medal.

Higher Gas Prices Getting You Down?
The retailing juggernaut Wal-Mart may finally meet its match in the form of higher gas prices.

Wal-Mart warned this month that second-quarter earnings might miss analysts’ consensus of 79 cents a share as it offered more discounts and as high gas prices took cash out of the pockets of lower-income shoppers.

Actually I think that it will become increasingly obvious that the productivity gains that have been realized on the back of cheap oil will come home top roost for companies who’s processes depend totally on “just in time” inventory made possible by tactics such as Wal-Marts “rolling warehouse”. Live by the pump, die by the pump.

They Just Don’t Get It.
In the category of “mother of all bad ideas” …

Cox Communications has signed a deal with ABC and ESPN to provide on-demand content to customers, however, you will not be able to use the fast-forward feature on your DVR while watching that programming.

OK so then why would I buy a DVR again? Advertisers need to understand that consumers demand value from advertising. Every single effort to force us to watch advertising will fail because if forced to watch something we will resent it. It’s like the gnawing compulsion I feel to nail a MBA grad to a tree when I have to sit though an anti-piracy advertisement on a DVD THAT I JUST BOUGHT!!!!

What do the Following Countries all Have in Common?

May 16th, 2007

Saudi Arabia
Bahrain
Egypt
United Arab Emeritus
Kuwait
Malaysia
Singapore
Kenya
India
Cuba
China

Answer provided here

Hat Tip…Say Uncle

History Repeats Itself

May 7th, 2007

When they outsourced the assembly line workers,
I remained silent;
I was not an assembly line worker.

When they outsourced the call center workers,
I remained silent;
I was not a call center worker.

When they outsourced the accountants, the engineers, and the software developers,
I remained silent;
I was not an accountant, engineer, or a software developer.

I’m a wall Street Journal Economist, when they outsourced my job,
There was no one left to speak out.

…but the good news is there was no one left to shop at Wal-Mart either so maybe they will go away too. :)